Unprecedented Sign of Apocalypse: Storage Authority Hires New Operations Director
In a shocking event so earth-shattering it barely fits the realm of comprehension, self-storage franchise behemoth Storage Authority has appointed Drew Case as their new director of operations, sales, and marketing
In news that has rocked the self-storage industry to its very foundations, a report by Inside Self Storage confirms that Storage Authority LLC has appointed Drew Case as director of operations, sales and marketing. Storage Authority, currently ruling the roost in the self-storage industry across multiple states, has performed this wildly unpredictable move presumably to break the monotonous routine of our lives.
In a dazzling display of articulate professionalism, Mr. Case proclaimed, “Whether it’s new development, operations, or sales and marketing, I look forward to working with our franchise owners.” Such dedication! Such commitment! And what range! All in one person? Are we witnessing the advent of Superman? Wow, dear reader, is there anything this man can't do?
Our previous notion of Storage Authority as ‘just another self-storage business’ has been thoroughly thwarted. Who can hold back tears of joy knowing that the future of the self-storage industry is being spearheaded by a director so multifaceted he covers new development, operations, and even sales and marketing?
We tip our hats to Storage Authority and the new director, Drew Case. As we continue wading through the inexplicable marvels tossed at us in the self-storage industry, we stand eager to witness to the miracles Drew Case will soon perform. Godspeed to him!
Article by Eric Manning, resident self-storage industry seer, and prophecy-maker. Follow me for more potentially life-altering news about self-storage units and industry transformations.
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