In a Move that Surprised Presumably Someone, Go Store It Opens Yet Another Self Storage Facility in Naples, FL
All hail our self-storage overlords, Go Store It, for they have bestowed upon Naples, FL, a new temple dedicated to the secure preservation of barely used spin bikes and tax returns from the early 2000s.
It's a chilly Tuesday; where do you find yourself? Ah, of course, wedged between two stacks of historical romance novels as you unwittingly play a real-life game of Tetris in your self-storage unit. Well, good news for you brave souls in the Sunshine State! The good folks at Go Store It (@GoStoreIt) have just deployed their latest solution to your hobby hoarding predictions: a brand spanking new self-storage facility in Naples, FL.
Whether it's a problem or a blessing is up to you. If you've been longing for a social-distancing friendly game of dodging dust mite colonies and forgotten 'vintage' items, now's your chance!
The scoop was reported and posted by the thrilled over at List Self Storage [@ListSelfStorage], where they breathlessly documented this grand unveil. Their article, "Go Store It Opens New Self Storage Facility in Naples, FL," verifies why "Mo' Storage, Less Problems" should be our collective 2024 mantra.
Before you argue that another self-storage facility isn't exactly the most wanted amenity, let me tell you about Go Store It. Not only can you shed off your hoarded possessions, but you can also enjoy the latest in their wildly exciting amenities — 24-hour access to regret item disposal decisions at any time of the day or night!
As an end to this thrilling flurry of storing and de-storing news, hats off to Store It for doing what they do best– adding yet another storage unit to the American landscape while we round-a-bout cheer at the prospect of clearing our junk-filled caves that have somehow become our homes. Store It, you truly inspire us.
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