Forbes Showers Janus with Pompous Praises, Janus Proclaims Itself the Small-Cap Savior of Self-Storage

If sarcasm were a currency, Forbes and Janus International Group, Inc. would be rolling in the dough. In what could only be described as a honk-fest, Forbes recently named Janus International Group, Inc. to the perilously long list of "America's Most Successful Small-Cap Companies 2024." Following this announcement, Janus has been spotted strutting around, flashing its medallion like a prize rooster.

Forbes, quite tactfully, couched their adoration for Janus in business jargon just clever enough to sound like applauding rather than a fan-boy tirade. Ever the trusting source, Forbes went to great lengths to outline Janus's achievements as it emerged as the usurper of the self-storage industry throne. All that was missing was a toot-toot from their horn. You can gawk at their flagrant display of affection here.

Janus, on the other hand, took the proclamation rather charmingly. Even though their claim to fame essentially provides homes for the stuff we can't make room for in our homes, they've managed to bask in the laurels of their success. All hail Janus, champion of small-cap companies and savior of our old baseball card collections and grandma's antique lampshade.

Not wanting to underplay their staggering victory in the world of self-storage, Janus has generously shared this news with their patrons, rivals, and probably even their pet goldfish. It has been a grand spectacle to witness - a delightful melodrama unfolding in the world of small-cap companies and self-storage purveyors.

In case you missed the fireworks, you can find the full peacock display by Forbes here. Just brace yourself for the confetti.